Posted by: Vajarl | November 1, 2009

The Weirdest Search Terms

Okay, so this is actually one of the reasons why I switched to WordPress. I get to laugh about other people. Lol. Livejournal doesn’t have this feature, we get to find out how people get to our sites by typing some, apparently, weird phrases using search engines like Google. Here’s how they get to mine. And I am actually very surprised by some search terms. ;)

Search Terms

Top search terms

So the first place goes to ‘Occupational Permit Quezon City’. Apparently, a lot of people are as mad as I was when I experienced the kind of hospitality these government employees give to their fellowmen.

Next is the LCRC, the rehabilitation facility where I did my last OJT in college. And some other weird searh terms that made me giggle.

Quick question, did you know that people actually type ‘I Fainted’ as a search term on Google etc?

This bothered me, ‘Robi Domingo Sex’. Really, now. Treat Robi with respect, please. Lol. Not that I wouldn’t want to be a voyeur in this video if ever.

‘Iba’t ibang pinanggagalingan ng kuryente’. Panalo. Haha. Pwede na ko maging textbook. Lol.

This really made my day. And that is saying a lot because I was bored to death, I didn’t go to the cemetery with my grandmother because I woke up late and I don’t know how to go there alone. The cemetery is also very far from our house so, yeah.

What are the weird search terms that lead people to your sites? Go on and share. :)


Responses

  1. waw..nakakaloko na naman ‘yung mga searc terms na yun..some don’t make sense at all..haha! dati noong nasa PUGADMAYA ako, source ko din ng katatawanan ‘yan..though dito sa ODDBLOOD ko, wala pang napapadpad gamit ang mga wacky na mga search terms..

    • Ang kolet diba? Wahahahaha! Nakakaaliw sila. Naiimagine ko silang nagtatype ng mga terms na yan sa google at yung itsura pa nila eh very curious pa. Lol.

  2. ay wait! base pala ako..haha! :D

    • Yehey! May na base-an ka na! Apir!

  3. Hahaha! Oo nga pala may ganyang feature itong wordpress laftrip naman. Ang daming PBB for you ah.

    Naalala ko may nabasa akong blog dito sa WordPress, experiment para malaman kung gano kachismosa mga tao. Ni-tag niya yung entry niya ng Kris Aquino. That time ata yung issue ni Kris kay Joey Marquez, tapos ang daming hits. Super. Ang kulet.

    • Hahaha! Try ko nga ren, hmm. Ano ba hit na hit ngayon? Aling Dionesia? Hahahaha. Astigen.

  4. LOL at ‘Iba’t ibang pinanggagalingan ng kuryente’! educational na rin tong blog mo. nagagamit sa research! haha

    • Isang malaking LOL talaga. Haha. Naisip ko tuloy kung ano reaksyon nung taong yun nung nabasa nya at mukhang walang konek sa assignment nya ang blog ko. Or baka pinaprint pa nya at pinasa sa teacher. Lol.

  5. nyahaha! ang kulit ng mga search terms na nagdadala ng traffic sa site mo. haha. ang akin, i was surprised to find “taller than me” her shoe size – which was written in my post about my eldest daughter kara graduating from elementary, and ang marami about efren penaflorida or cnn hero. haha. very tame compared to what you have above (lalo yung mga tungkol sa sex scandals at PBB.)

    • Nakakashock diba? Haha. Medyo napapasmile na tuloy ako pag nakakakita ako ng nag go Google. Hehe.

    • Hi Kaye, ako rin, got traffics from CNN Hero search. Pero ang pinakamari about Manny Pacquiao Krista Ranillo Scandal… Nababaliw talaga mga tao sa scandal…

  6. Haha, pinoy brother shirtless tom.

    Sounds like something I’d type at Google too, haha. Only erase the pinoy brother XD.

    Wait, the searches were basically Q.C., cheerdance, sex, PBB, Quiapo and sex again. Hahaha. :P

    • Weird, huh? People get to my page by typing ’sex’. I don’t even write sex themed entries here. I am that wholesome, you know? Hehe.

  7. panalo to. hahaha. hindi ko alam kung saan to nakikita eh. paano ba? haha. :)

    ‘Treat Robi with respect, please.’ (WT??!!) hahaha. super defensive kay Robi ah.

    • Syempre. Inaasahan ako ni Robi na ipagtanggol sya. LOL.

      Teka, pano nga ba? Wait check ko.. Punta kang Blog Stats, tapos click mo yung Search Engine Terms. Andun na yun. :)


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